I love your Dairy Air, a funny song about cowgirls.
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I decided to go ahead and lose what little sane credibility I had on Hubpages and put my favorite cow song on. I wrote the song in Nashville and recorded it in the studio late at night. Why in the hell....cows came to mind...I have no idea!
I had been working on serious music when I made a U turn into the pasture. I was bored and when I get bored....I get funny. I put a clothes pin on my nose and sang the song into the mic. I had to look pretty stupid....but it worked!
I played it for my wife Tammy and our kids the next day. The kids thought it was hilarious while Tammy checked my temperature and laughed.
I played it for my friend, Bobby Braddock, and Bobby told me that I had to be a genius to write something so stupid!
The song has become a family anthem because everytime I see a relative....they start singing Dairy Aire.
A cow sweat fetish? You're in for a teat!
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Thanks Lucey! Hope it moooved ya! :)
How Mooooo-ving it was~~ ha ha that was you singing? Wow Tom!
tom I am scared to play the video with my kids still awake. With someone else's hub, I wouldn't have the same concern.
GT, we just have to protect the minds of our innocent youth..no worries about chainsaw killers and tampon commercials..we have to protect them from Twisted Tom! LOLOLOL!
We were passing a herd of cattle, one set were mating and the cow was galloping at 10 mph with the bull just hanging on for dear life, pumpimg away! Clearly the dairy air was intoxicating to that old bull that day! This is pricesless! You'll have to play this at the next reunion. It'll bring the house down! Encore!Encore!
Your voice sounded exactly as I expected it to be..... You are not well are you, but I did enjoy the song and pictures. I am at last learning how to at least turn these things on and use my computer better, I will always remember this one as the first that I actually got to work, on my broken down old computer. Wait til I get my knew one, and I figure out how to do all these things myself,,,,, will hubpages be ready for it..... I doubt it
I can't believe you "hubbed" about this one, lol....too funny...:)
As an old cow hand from the dairy farm I can relate to this. Great piece of creativity T. You know I live only about 7 counties from you, the heart of dairy land in Ohio. There was a lady tourist here a few years ago and wrote a letter to the editor and requested that someone should clean up all the cow patties lying around in our filthy pastures. Seriously. LOL You can well imagine the responses to her letter in the next days paper.
I can't wait to be able to play it when I leave here as it's blocked at the moment!
jj....yip that was me singing...clothes pin and all. :)
Toad....I totally understand...kids already have enough insanity to deal with. :)
Candie....can't play this at the reunion...Uncle Billy...can't say the word "cow!" He starts yelling at his invsible wife.
Brenda....nope...not feeling well...good luck of the computer thing! :)
TamCor...just for you sweetie! :)
ralwus.......we're neighbors! Ever use cow patties like frisbees? LOL...picking up cow dung....big ..big plastic bags huh?
Cindy...it might just pass as educational material? Thanks! :)
Hilarious Tom. Now the meaning of Cowpoke takes on a (w)hole new meaning!
Great Hub very funny video. Hubcowhumping at it's best!
Used to hit them like baseballs with a board. Also good for starting campfires. Fresh bad, old and dry good fun.
Ah Tom, no You Tube, no blogs, no song links, nothing is working. You just get this message saying 'Page reset when loading' which means it hit Big Brother and they blocked it.
sixtyorso....LOL...Cowpoke! Thanks! :)
Tom a pasture (I mean pleasure)!
ralwus....oh yeah..great campfires...had my graduation party while burning cow chips!
cindy.....that sucks!
sixtyorso...grins....now I know how to answer my relatives when they say "thank you." Thanks! :)
BTW, I never knew you had any sane credibility at all. LOL like myself I might add
Tom ....you're a hit man!!!
Thanks R Blue.....grins! :)
That is to funny! Great job Tom!
Funny song Tom, loved the bod with the 'willy warmer' lol
J-Mae.....thanks! :)
Hawkesdream......put that on for the ladies. :)
Cows seem to have a great life. It's a load of bull that they don't!
GW....thanks.......grins! :)
ROFL Tom! xD what will you think of next!
Hell Yeah! thats some funny shite!
Thanks Am I dead, yet? I'm working on it...grins! :)
raiderfan...Thanks man....hey have you heard that Chucky is going to be an announcer? Bets on how long it takes him to say the F word? :)
Dairy air is better than sheep air.
Lord I am going to have to hide this one from my 4 year old, and my 13 year old - they'll memorize at start singing it at Walmart!!!!!
Ivorwen...LOL.....so true! :)
Nanny J.O.A.T....LOL....That has happened to us with our children. :)
I'm a friend of Laughing Moms and I know why she hangs out here so much now.
friend....thanks....Laughing Mom is great! Kindred souls! :)
That was pure genius Tom. The first time that I heard a fellow hubbers voice , and it made laugh out like crazy! :D . Hilarious! :D
Cow patties and fire! Nothin' says love is in the air like "hey sweetie, how 'bout we snuggle up in front of my cow patty fire"! Is that how you hooked Tam? It would be hard to resist!
To Cindy's comment: Nothing says subversive material like a Twisted Tom hub! Gets all the bells and whistles blinking!! BB probably kept it safely in their files for their own amusement!
Thanks nazishnasim.......yip...that's one of my many voices. :)
Candie....LOL...romantic cow pattie fire...there has to be a song in that! I don't know how I hooked Tammy...on our first date...I had a Toucan Sam t-shirt on with the caption, "What a Pecker!" She got to see the real me ...pretty much instantly.
Atta girl! I say "truth in advertising" cuz 'what a pecker' could really go either way!! Still waiting on delivery of your clone.. I've put a nice chair on the porch with a cooler of beer, incase I'm not home when he gets dropped off, or thrown out of the truck..whateveuh.. I just got this dress back from the cleaners so I'm all spiffy and anticipatory! (is that a word?) I'll leave the light on!
Too funny. I am gonna send my mom the youtube link, that is good enough to brighten anyone's day.
Candie...LOL...Look for old guy with lots of stamps on his head. :)
Jimmy....thanks...I love to make folks smile! :)
Very funny Tom. Made my day. Going to send friends the link. Thanks Tom.
Thanks mkhovu...thank you much! :)
Genius - a real teat or two - is that all you in the cow-patterned willywarmer ?
Thanks iphigenia......LOL! Nope...I'm not the willy warmer guy. grins! :)
You can smell me from over there? That's fantastic. lol. Ah, boredom. I'll drink to that.
Frieda....LOL...grins...I'll drink to that too! :)
This is your funniest Hub yet, brother.
So everyone now has you pegged as a nasally cowpoke, country singer!
Thanks James.....funny how extermely stupid can be so funny. :)
sixtyorso....LOL.....clothes pin and a cowboy hat is all I need. :)
Ahhhh the insperations that come over you dad, that song still cracks me up just listening to it...yet alone the pictures that go with it....lol
Thanks Deece......Ahhh...the family sing alongs on road trips! :)
Hey Tom... you have to check out Ron Montgomery's latest hub on the Bob and Tom show.. It's hysterical.. totally what you would come up with.. the last You Tube song..greatest love song ever!!!
Thanks Candie...grins...I use to listen to Bob and Tom on my way to work in the mornings.....they are funny.....will check out Rob's hub......Thanks much! :)
You guys were like a crazed Partridge family? Say it isn't so!!!
lol Candie--the Partridge Family???
Tom'll be on in a couple minutes--he's working on his latest masterpiece, haha!
lol oh my goodness...this is crazy funny.
My Uncle writes these crazy songs too and he wrote this one about evolution (obviously I can't sing it for you) but the chorus goes : Oh my great-great-great-great grandpa was an ape. He romed the jungles makin' banana milk-shakes. Little did he know his decendants would grow into man, just like you and me.
haha
p.s. your song is soooo funny
Simply Amy....LOL...Your uncle may be a relative soul to me....thanks! :)
Tom, FYI.. Simply Amy is about as much a daughter to me as one can be..she and my son are really great friends..She wrote a hub "Beauty..(something)" you should read it!
Did you enjoy the Bob and Tom show?
Candie....I read what Amy wrote.....I see why you think of her as your daughter.....she writes with heart...too.
Lucey Knight 2 years ago
This is great!